Dear Future Husband ❤️

Two years since I wrote this. Two years of emotional gbas gbos. I’m still holding out for you. Find me ❤️

Dear future husband,

Hey baby. Where are you? I’ve searched everywhere for you but for some reason, you just seem to be evading me. Well, in that case, I just want to tell you a few things.

Firstly, I’m super excited to meet you. I can’t wait to have my best friend with me and be goofy together. To be honest, I feel so incomplete without you. The fact my entire heart is outside my body and living with someone else is scary but I love you. I love you with every fibre of my being no matter how crazy that sounds.

Secondly, I know I have crazy mood swings but don’t be scared, I will not kill you. My mood swings do not make me carry knives or pestles. Most times, I just want you to hold me and tell me everything is fine and I’m just fretting over nothing. A long makeout session or moist red velvet cake can also do the trick. There is no way we will not upset each other and have little arguments but I hate emotional distance. Please let’s make up in twenty four hours or less. Most times, apologising with words works for me but if you royally screwed up, you can buy me makeup and moist red velvet cake and you’re forgiven.

You know I’m a crazy, fun loving person. Please humour me and my orishirishi drama. Be goofy with me. Pleaseeeee don’t be uptight. I’m still a kid at heart. I want us to take walks in the park, go trampoline jumping, be regular visitors of amusement parks and game centres, have food tasting dates, have cooking dates and just walk on sunshine.

I love PDA so please bear with me. I’ll hold your hands and randomly give you hugs or say I love you at the weirdest times. I will kiss you in front of my friends and yours too. I’m sorry, deal with it. I am kind of possessive too. The lioness in me comes out to play once in a while so tell those girls that will try to make you theirs that you’re taken by the most awesomemest person in the entire world and she’ll break them to pieces if she catches them. If they still refuse to back off, just alert me and I’ll take care of our pest problem.

I know you’re going to spoil our children but please don’t go overboard with it and make me look like the “bad cop”. I know they are going to be well behaved angels mostly because they have the most amazing parents ever. Thank you for being in their lives and not being an absentee husband and father. We love and appreciate you already.

I love cooking so be rest assured that you’re going to be well fed and be called constantly to try out one new dish or another. Don’t ever ask me to iron your clothes please. Our marriage can crumble because of that. I somehow manage to burn almost every cloth I try to iron. I’m literally the worst at it. I’ll make up for it in other areas. Our house is always going to be neat and tidy.

I have a huge family as you know and they love throwing parties. I just want to remind you that you are my official +1 to all my family engagements. You are not getting out of it except you’re really sick. Trust me, my family members are cool af and would readily accept and love you as long as you make me happy. I also can’t wait to meet my new set of parents and be their baby girl too. I’m sure they are great people because an apple never falls far from the tree. I am so grateful to them for bringing you up to be the man that you are now. The man I call mine.

I really cannot wait to wake up before you on a Saturday morning and just do my happy dance because my heart is beating beside me. I’ll try to distract the children while you’re sleeping. You’ll need it after the nights we’ll have. I love you.

Thank you for being patient and loving me despite my dramatic life.

-Lelo❤️

P.S: I promise to look even more beautiful on our big day. Heck, I’d be radiating from too much happiness. Why wouldn’t I be?